It’s frustrating that today, people still believe that being gay is a choice. God, I hate the Catholics/Christians sometimes, yapping on and on about how God teaches the people to love the sinners but not the sin (FYI being gay makes you a sinner). I hate it when they make things up. Let’s see… I haven’t eaten human meat lately… or murdered babies… or kicked a priest in the face…
Oh that’s right I like dick. Last time I checked, so do women. Admittedly, not all of them do but come on, God clearly wants the penis to be popular among the smart men and women, isn’t that why he made so many variations of the freaking organ? There’s always that unspoken question about how much every attractive man you meet is packing. Adds a whole new layer of mystery, don’t you think? If that’s a sin then let’s all shoot ourselves now. What’s the point of living if you can’t even strip people naked in your head?
Good Lord. It’s bad enough that the church capitalizes on Man’s susceptibility to nurture guilt. They have to be in on everybody’s sex/love life too? Why don’t they just publish a modern version of the Bible with approved mating positions so we know which hole leads to Heaven?