Perpetual Moisture, Layers Of Ultra Sensitive Flesh, And Quivering
So some people just want to stick an explanation for everything no matter how absurd some of their reasoning sounds. Today, a friend from the office had an exposition on gay guys who maintain a goatee. It was in one of our frequent cigarette breaks, and we fuck around to pass the time talking about sex (it’s juvenile, I know). So she said that the reason some gay guys grow a goatee, is that since we don’t have a vagina, we grow one so we’d have something that resembles a vagina. A vagina sans the perpetual moisture, layers of ultra sensitive flesh, and quivering.
I laughed. Hard. Glad I wasn’t born with a double chin. God bless people for being creative.
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Reading: Bareback / Chris Owen
Playing: Final Fantasy Tactics A2 [NDS], No More Heroes [Wii]
Music: Sex Is Not The Enemy / Garbage / Bleed Like Me
September 12, 2008 at 10:49 pm
That’s funny! I remember a friend telling me once that with my goatee on, I look like I have a scrotum for a face! Then the next time we met on a highschool reunion, I sported a mustache. He then told me that I look like a vagina.
September 13, 2008 at 10:17 pm
@ thedarkpensieve – your friend is dirty. I like him already.